Friday, February 26, 2010
Burglar
Here's another piece that I only used as a promotional piece years back. I'd call him a cat burglar, but then he'd have to steal the cats. There's still time.
-Erik
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
1920's Lingerie
A few weeks ago my girlfriend invited me to a 1920's themed boat party. And as you can imagine, nothing is better than being drunk in the middle of the river in February. But I wasn't sold until I heard that there would be a 1920's lingerie show. Now I'm not a complete creep, but I am a partial one, so I went. Here's the thing about lingerie from the 1920s: It doesn't show anything. Apparently our granddads were lucky if they saw an ankle. A very risqué ankle, but still just an ankle. No wonder they believed in their wars.
Seeing Eye Clam
Friday, February 19, 2010
Checkers Party Painting #1
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Public Restroom #1
I'm a classy guy and I drink a lot of coffee just to feel. So, when I'm out and about in New York, I keep track of public restrooms. Everyone knows that Starbucks and Barnes and Noble are great. But I'd like to suggest using the restroom in the Babies 'R' Us right next to Union Square park. The entire place smells like baby powder and failed dreams, but it's always clean and the men's room is barely used. You might get some dirty looks from employs, but if you commit yourself to looking rundown and disheveled (just like a real dad) they'll usually leave you alone.
Where's your favorite public restroom?!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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