Sick of living off of ramen and false hope? Here’s a money making tip for you.
Paparazzi the Paparazzi.
While they are integral in making sure that celebrities dress like child molesters who are allergic to the sun whenever in public, they are not universally loved by the celebrities themselves. Which I don’t understand, if you wanted to be a star you should have been ready for hairy guys waiting in your bushes with cameras.
Now the paparazzi makes it’s money off of tabloids that pay good money for each picture. But celebrities have a lot of money too. So why don’t they all put a little into a pool to pay a team of photographers to make the paparazzi’s lives horrible?
This is where you come in. Hang out in the most popular of places. And when you see a celebrity, ignore them. You want to take pictures of their fat stalker. Let's call him Bob. Now follow Bob home. Never stop taking pictures. Has Bob put on weight since the summer? I bet so! Are the rumors true? Might Bob and his wife be on the splits? Nope, don't worry, Bob doesn't have a wife. And he's been unable to feel for years! Ha ha. Get some pictures of Bob not feeling.
You're bound to get the attention of the stars and to be rolling in cash in no time.
-Erik
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